Need a Dolly Fix Today

Had a crazy dream that Lee bought me a one way ticket to New Orleans, but in my dream it was a far away place, and did not plan to accompany me. Scary! He kept saying he just wanted me to be happy. We didn't have the money to be spending on such a trip, so I was sure he was just trying to get rid of me so he could be with another woman. Then, one of our old female acquaintances, recently divorced and certifiably crazy, showed up in the dream. I refused to get on the plane because I am afraid of heights, true. I hate flying. And like he could get rid of me that easy:) I pulled a pretty little white dress, that I really own, out of my luggage and gave it to the girl to marry the guy, she recently divorced, because suddenly we were at a B&B that preforms weddings. I gave her some shoes to wear, too. All the while I was worried that she would mess up my dress because it's delicate and she's not. Ugly, I know, and I'm a terrible klutz myself, but deep down, I've always felt like she had a thing for Lee, so.... It is not a good idea for a female to pay too much attention to my husband. Grrrrr! Anyway, she had a great guy and did not appreciate him and so he stopped kissing her ass and their marriage fell apart. I believe that a successful marriage lies on the shoulders of the wife. Most of the time we're the ones that have the big idea that we have to take a relationship to that level. I'm not saying marriage is a job, but it's not something that rolls along unattended. Women make a house a home. Women make most of the decisions. Women set the mood. We have a lot of power, just like we did when we were dating our husbands, and we should use it for good. A girl shouldn't think of taking care of her home and family as a job or work, she is doing it for herself, creating her world. Is your husband fed? Are your children clean? Is your house a home?

Gosh! Okay, I know I only have dogs, not kids, and my pups don't talk back, so they can't argue that they don't need a bath (the truth is in their little eyes, though), but if you're throwing a stone at me right now, you're wrong for not feeling blessed to have those children. PS my dogs are clean and, surely you must know, my husband is full. They appreciate it.

Oh yeah, the dream. I know that if I don't care for my husband, someone else will or will pretend to until they take him from me. I do fear the grass looking greener in another pasture, so I make sure my act is hard to follow. And I have a gun.