I Dream Of Tacky Confections

I always know when my sugar drops in my sleep because I have some crazy dream that involves desserts. Onetime, I dreamt of dipping Triscuits in vanilla ice cream. Yuck! Last night was particularly funny to me. I was at a party and I had refrained from eating dessert until the end of the evening when we started cleaning up. The only thing left were these horrendous little cakes, that had lanky limbs that I was picking off and eating, and they tasted so bad. They were silly looking cartoon animals. I, of course, grabbed a dog. I couldn't eat it and was totally bummed that all the good stuff was all gone. The hardtack we made in elementary school tasted better than this. It was the wrong mix of sweet and salty. Why salty? And the texture was so gross. Like eating Play Doh. If you have to ask how I know this, I have to ask, weren't you a curious child?